notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

(Source: eatmorebikes, via professorspork)

“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via professorspork)

pleasantfiictions:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

amazing

(via constantron)

stammsternenstaub:

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

that pressure control

stammsternenstaub:

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

that pressure control

(Source: edings, via constantron)

theconsultingdominatrix:

I have no idea and I’m sorry

(via constantron)

lordwhat:

Damn shit, I done goofed.

(via constantron)

sailor-swagg:

this is too great.
did anyone else read it in that deep voice?

sailor-swagg:

this is too great.

did anyone else read it in that deep voice?

(via crunchbuttsteak)

season9things:

Submitted by anonymous

Sam was talking to a ‘Carlos’ on the phone about demon activity in “Meta Fiction”…I’m rolling with it

season9things:

Submitted by anonymous

Sam was talking to a ‘Carlos’ on the phone about demon activity in “Meta Fiction”…I’m rolling with it